The FSView (which tries hard to make sure it remains the worst local paper, despite the Democrat's best efforts to take that title) just published the results of their annual Best of Tallahassee survey.
Let me just put it this way:
Best Overall Restaurant: Applebees (whaaaa?)
Best Italian: Olive Garden (double whaaa?)
Best Live Music Venue: Bullwinkles (they book cover bands exclusively)
Best Desserts: TCBY (not even Baskin Robbins?)
Best Video Store: Blockbuster (pure ignorance of what's locally available)
Best BBQ: Sonny's (not Jim and Milt's? for my buck it's Mr. T's on the south side)
No wonder college kids consider Tally a cultural wasteland. Evidentially, they've never actually been here.
4 comments:
Yeah. That list lies its ass off. It is meaningless.
Son! I am so proud of your blog-redoubled efforts!
I've been feeling wordy.
It's what happens when you let college students vote on things.
No kidding. It makes me want to start working as an advertiser specializing in promoting local businesses to college kids.
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