10/12/09

now accepting mail

Hank
P.O. Box 37281
TLH, FL 32315-7281

Feel free to send me letters, mix tapes and cds, postcards, zines, stickers, publicity shots, small toys, dried meat, money, lucky pebbles, your favorite movie, political manifestos, local newspapers, and your undying affection.

Please do not send underwear, chewed gum, ice cubes, poop, illegal bird feathers, stink bombs, or naked pictures of Sarah Palin.

11 comments:

Mwa said...

Really? If I had in my possession a naked picture of Sarah Palin and was considering sending it to you, I should not?

downtown guy said...

No, you should send them to the Enquirer and make yourself a buttload of cash!

Laura Lee said...

yay! you have your post box!!

I have a small monkey for your collection.

downtown guy said...

Always accepting small monkeys.

Ms. Moon said...

How about a small dog?

downtown guy said...

He'd never fit in the box.

Petit fleur said...

Hmmm I don't know what I have worth sending, but I'll think on this and keep your address on file.

Good luck with your treasure hunting!
m

Anonymous said...

How about a question: If you were to recommend one classic, the most intriguing, piece of dystopian fiction written by a woman, what would it be? Your friend, L7

downtown guy said...

That's easy. Parable of the Sower by Octavia Butler. Bar none.

Magnum said...

oh, fine, now I have to unwrap all this stuff and find something else

downtown guy said...

That would have been the strangest, smelliest package ever.