Hank
P.O. Box 37281
TLH, FL 32315-7281
Feel free to send me letters, mix tapes and cds, postcards, zines, stickers, publicity shots, small toys, dried meat, money, lucky pebbles, your favorite movie, political manifestos, local newspapers, and your undying affection.
Please do not send underwear, chewed gum, ice cubes, poop, illegal bird feathers, stink bombs, or naked pictures of Sarah Palin.
11 comments:
Really? If I had in my possession a naked picture of Sarah Palin and was considering sending it to you, I should not?
No, you should send them to the Enquirer and make yourself a buttload of cash!
yay! you have your post box!!
I have a small monkey for your collection.
Always accepting small monkeys.
How about a small dog?
He'd never fit in the box.
Hmmm I don't know what I have worth sending, but I'll think on this and keep your address on file.
Good luck with your treasure hunting!
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How about a question: If you were to recommend one classic, the most intriguing, piece of dystopian fiction written by a woman, what would it be? Your friend, L7
That's easy. Parable of the Sower by Octavia Butler. Bar none.
oh, fine, now I have to unwrap all this stuff and find something else
That would have been the strangest, smelliest package ever.
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